Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Charlie Sheen is winning

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Do the roar!

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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