- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Women's rights

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What do I hate? people

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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