- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Jersey Shore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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