- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

I'm rick james bitch

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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