What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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stinky boner

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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black people swimming

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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