- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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