A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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