- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Please don't shoot me

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Ehh

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Your mom is so old she died

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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