So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Anti Joke

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