Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Women's rights.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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