- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Black people having a Job.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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