why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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