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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Your mother is so fat.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

whats my name? Matt

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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