what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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