Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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