Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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