- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Your sex life.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

Male leadership.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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