- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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