what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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