- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What did Washington say to California? WC

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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