A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Your face

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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