What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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