- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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