- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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