Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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