- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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