Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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autistic kids rock

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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