WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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THe Election

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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