- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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