How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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