- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Anthony sucks

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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