- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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