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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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