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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

you will like this because i am black.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Me

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

I'm going as the joker for halloween

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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