- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

Hey Shea

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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