- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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