How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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