- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

irish man drinking john smiths

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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