What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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There's my tractor.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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