- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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