What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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YOLO

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Anti Joke

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