Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Knock knock, come in.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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who farted i did :]

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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