Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Christians

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Arrow to the Knee

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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