Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Womens Basketball.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Anti Joke

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