- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Poop.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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