Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Diana and victoria

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Women's Rights

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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