What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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i like pie

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Knock knock

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Jesus wept.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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