A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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black

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Yo Mamma

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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