why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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