What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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