What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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guess what?

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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A black man without problems.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Popsicles

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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