- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

What's the number one killer in America? Death.

Penis.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock knock

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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